Wednesday, 26 March 2008

Thinking in capitals

Do you ever feel like you are thinking in capital letters?

eg "I JUST REALLY WANT TO LIE DOWN". Or "The problem with the world is ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE!!!' or "Stop talking now or I will THROW A BRICK AT YOU!"

For added emphasis, you can add full stops: "If.you.do.that.one.more.time.I.will.WRING.YOUR.FURRY.NECK!!!" (this one is usually directed at a cat or malamute)

Makes me laugh. And realise I NEED SOME SLEEP! hahaha

8 comments:

ud said...

You may now advance to drawing pictures of youself with a gun, solving problems very quickly....

You can't go to jail(sorry KM) for using an imaginary gun, rifle, missile, bomb, lethal weapon...

Mary said...

I do it a lot in supermarkets or shopping centres when people have trolleys. A lot of the time i shout in my head 'why can't you JUST MOOOOOVE???'

Alison said...

Hmmm, I'm not sure I like your suggestion UD, sounds like the top of a slippery slope!

Katzmutha said...

What do you mean, UD, sorry for not sending people to jail???

Katzmutha said...

I think the supermarket is indeed a place known for stress-inducing behaviour OF.OTHER.PEOPLE!

I really like the visual effects of TALKING IN CAPITALS and PUTTING.A.FULL.STOP.AFTER.EACH.WORD,Al. There's a certain teeth-gritting implication there.

Alison said...

I thought he was referring to his spelling "jail" as opposed to "gaol".

I agree about supermarkets! I put shopping centres in general in that category too.

Nixter said...

I love the full stops thing too. Tee Hee this one made me laugh!

Nixter said...

IT.REALLY.DID.